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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Oracle



I got an email this week from a guy at Microsoft who's getting into wetshaving, lamenting the fact that he can't find a 1940's Super Speed razor for a decent price on eBay now that my comments have driven the market for vintage Gillettes to irrational exuberance.

"You're the Alan Greenspan of shave," he compl-imented/ained. "Say something nasty about these razors so prices'll come down. Pretty soon there'll be a shortage of rosehip seed oil."

Thing is, I can't help it. I find these things that work spectacularly well for my shaving and I blog about them. That's the drill. Take that away and you've got just another whiny shavegeek forum like CutMySamwich and Beavis&Bladehead.

I will say one thing about all this eBay craziness, though. For some reason, the geeks seem to be under the impression that not only are two particular models of vintage Gillette DEs some kind of magic bullets, but that they're actually rare and, gulp, investment grade.

That's right -- we've somehow reached the point where a crusty old razor some hobo probably stored up his ass while hopping the Central Pacific all the way from Colton to Salt Lake is the new yuppie hedge fund.

Hey, like I should talk. I've got enough old razors at this point to completely let myself go, get as fat as a whale and never work or bathe again. Just roam the neighborhood in dirty sweatpants that are too small for me, carelessly farting and barking orders at strangers while waving a gun around.

Beloved Wife knows the stash I'm sitting on, and that's why she smiles sweetly and cuts my samwiches just the way I like them, diagonally, because there's nothing sweeter than that first bite in the middle of a diagonal-cut samwich where all the meat bulges and no crust can be seen for miles.

But even I don't possess the two "Fool's Gold" Gillettes setting eBay on fire right now:

The "Toggle"



and the "195"



The shavegeeks worship these two models like no other and bid them up into the hundreds of dollars, and that should tell you all you need to know about their real worth. Because both of these razors are exactly, and I mean exactly the same from the neck up as any other 1960s Gillette adjustable DE you can still score on eBay for ten or fifteen bucks.

In fact, the Toggle is the exact same razor as the standard 60s Gillette, except it has a toggle lever instead of a TTO twist-to-open knob at the bottom. That's it. Aside from that, it's just another decent 60s adjustable, not quite as good as the 50s Gillettes and not nearly as good as the 40s models. Oh wait, it's GOLD! Yippee!!

Same deal with the 195. Like the Toggle, it's essentially a failed experiment to see what the standard adjustable DE would look like if the adjustment collar were moved to the bottom of the handle instead of the top. But the shaving head is exactly the same as any other 60s Gillette adjustable, and just like the Toggle, the shave is no different. If anything, it's a step backward, as the adjustment collar, which stays nicely out of your way on the standard version, bulges right there in your hand where you grip the handle while shaving. So every time you rinse and shake the razor, "Did I jostle the adjustment? Am I about to slice my neck open?" is in the back of your mind.

Maybe it's a good thing the geeks are chasing these two Fools Gold razors. It's not like they're taking any good DEs out of the pool for the rest of us who just want to catch a good shave. And a month from now, when the market corrects itself and the values of the Toggle and the 195 have plunged to where they should be, you can tell yourself you were there when the bubble finally popped and a new generation of hobos and their razors become fast friends.

posted by Corey Greenberg @ 9:14 PM    

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Welcome New York Times Readers



Thank you, Peter Jaret, for the nice writeup in today's Times.

For Times readers checking Shaveblog out for the first time, I thought it might be good to repost the oft-linked wetshaving primer I wrote last year that started all of this -- the Today Show segment, the MSNBC article, the old-school shaving boom, and this blog. I've updated the text with new tips and links I've picked up since the original article ran, so if you're interested in seeing what all the fuss is about, read on:



The Perfect Shave
Corey Greenberg



Ever since prehistoric man first scraped a seashell across his cheek so prehistoric woman would let him dance cheek-to-cheek, shaving has been a part of the male experience. But even with today's high-tech razors, lots of men still get nicks, cuts, and razor burn. That's why the latest trend in male grooming, "wetshaving", promises a better shave by going back to the old school.

The perfect shave is what all men strive for every morning when they bring their razor up their chin -- an effortless shave that's baby smooth, and without any of the usual skin irritation, redness, and that burning sensation most guys seem to feel is par for the course when it comes to shaving.

Why do so many guys find this so hard to achieve? Because proper shaving has become a lost art. Shaving is one of those glorious male traditions that used to be passed down from father to son, but somewhere along the line, when shaving became more about cheap, disposable razors than a nice, precision-made metal tool in your hand, it became a brainless routine to rush through in the morning without even thinking about it.

A disposable or cartridge razor dragged across a layer of foam or gel on your dry cheeks is a step backward from the past, not an improvement. Now that men of all ages are paying more attention to their appearance, it's no wonder that the hottest trend right now in male grooming is a return to the traditional wet shave. And those who try it are shocked to discover that the "old-fashioned" method of shaving they thought went out with the Hula Hoop is actually the best quality shave they can get.

Wetshaving is just what the term implies -- keeping your face wet with plenty of hot water before and during the entire shave. In fact, you should always shave after a hot shower, not before (if you need to shave without taking a shower, try washing your face with hot water for a few minutes). Believe it or not, but your whiskers are tougher than the edge of a razor blade, and shaving "dry", or mostly dry as with the vast majority of shaving creams, foams, and gels on the market, means you're literally tugging on each and every hair on your face instead of neatly slicing it at the skin's surface and moving on without irritating your skin.

With a layer of hot water between your skin and the lather, the blade skims the surface instead of dragging on it, which is the main cause of irritation, redness, and "shave bumps". Most men are astonished the first time they have a proper wet shave, because the razor no longer pulls, tugs, and otherwise fights the whiskers -- it just glides over your skin leaving a clean path in its wake.



The Shaving Brush

The perfect shave has three ingredients: a good razor, a good brush, and glycerin-based shaving cream. But the biggest difference between wetshaving and the way most guys shave today is the use of a shaving brush. A good badger-hair shaving brush is the single most important ingredient in getting the perfect shave -- if you change no part of your shaving routine except to add a good shaving brush to the mix, you'll be astounded at how much better and more enjoyable your shaves become.

Take it from a guy who used to use his fingers to smear cheap shaving gel on his face that smelled just like his deodorant -- using a fine badger hair brush to lather high-end English shaving cream that smells like fresh-cut violets onto your face and neck isn't just about treating yourself nicely after years of the ol' slice'n'dice. It's also the best possible way to prepare your skin and whiskers for the closest, most comfortable shave.

A shaving brush isn't a paint brush for your face. A good brush -- and the best brushes are made of badger hair and start at $25 -- absorbs hot water and then, after you dip the tip of the brush into your shaving cream, the brush releases and mixes the hot water with the cream as you swirl the brush around on your face and neck. The combination of hot water mixing with the cream and getting beaten by the brush all over your face delivers a thicker, richer, more emollient lather than you can get from a can, no matter what the brash young He-Men in the commercials with no hair on their chests wearing a bath towel being playfully tugged at by a gyrating tigress may tell you.

A shaving brush also gently exfoliates, or removes the dead skin, from your face before shaving, which gets rid of anything coming between the blade and your whiskers. Finally, the brush lifts your whiskers and suspends them standing upright in the thick lather, which exposes the maximum whisker length to your blade as it skims along your face. Never mind that using a shaving brush feels really, really good on your face right after a nice hot shower -- it happens to be the very best way to prepare your face for the shave of your life.

Genuine badger hair shaving brushes come in all sizes and hair types, costing anywhere from $25 for a basic "pure" or "fine" grade badger model to $550 for a monster-sized, high-end "silvertip" job. Do you need a $550 shaving brush? Unless you're Mr. Burns, the answer is no. I've tried a lot of shaving brushes over the years, from the entry-level to the obscenely expensive, and I got no better lather or shave from the expensive brushes than I do with the reasonably priced brushes I finally settled on. Once you go above $75 or so, you're paying for snob/collector appeal, not a better shave.

Lots of shavegeeks go for the biggest brush they can hoist, but I get the best results with the small-to-medium sized brushes like the $55 Vulfix #2233 and Simpson's almost comically small $65 Wee Scot. They're a lot easier to use, you don't get sloppy lather flying everywhere like you do with the bigger brushes, and you don't wind up dumping a lot of unused lather down the drain. They're also the perfect size to throw in your dopp kit for travel (hey, why shave like a heathen when you're on the road?).

I recommend the English-made Vulfix brushes as the best bang for the buck. They're much more reasonably priced than a lot of high-end British shaving brushes, and they lather right up there with the best of them. The brush shown above is Vulfix's #2233, which is a medium-sized "super" grade brush that hits the sweet spot for size, price, and performance -- at just $55, the Vulfix puts far more expensive brushes to shame when it comes to building world-class lather.



The Safety Razor

The next tool you need for wetshaving is a razor. And by razor, I mean whatever high-quality, non-disposable razor you feel most comfortable with. I know, I know, disposables are cool because that's what they hand out in jail. But most disposables are extremely hard on your skin because the quality of the blades isn't as good as a cartridge razor, or better yet, the kind of razor that serious wetshavers use: the classic double-edge safety razor.

A DE razor is the kind that takes a single, disposable razor blade, and it's the same type of razor that your father, your grandfather, Cary Grant, Lee Marvin, JFK, and John Wayne used. Take it from me -- the classic DE wipes the floor with any modern razor, I don't care how many blades it's got or whether it buzzes like a vibrating egg. Ever since I switched to using a DE razor from a Mach3, I've gotten much closer and more comfortable shaves, my face doesn't burn at all anymore, and all the red irritation on my neck I thought was there for good went away completely.

DE razors are also the best choice for African-American men, many of whom suffer from "shave bumps", which occur when their tougher whiskers are cut too aggressively by modern multi-blade razors, causing them to grow back underneath the skin and turn into ingrown hairs. Switching to a DE and using a shaving brush to exfoliate the skin and prep the whiskers is good for men of all races, but African-American men in particular find that shaving with a safety razor clears up their skin and makes shaving a pleasure again.

The men's grooming boom has created a huge resurgence of interest in vintage safety razors. Gillette's fixed-head and adjustable DEs from the 1940s and 50s are the most highly-coveted safety razors, and with good reason -- they shave like a dream, look impossibly cool, and last forever. Your best bet is eBay, but be forewarned that even if you find one for a good price ($10-20), you'll most likely have to boil it for 10 mins and scrub it with a toothbrush and some Bar Keeper's Friend cleanser before you raise it to your chin. I like the 40s Super Speed and 50s short-handled Adjustable Gillettes the best, and the older 3-piece screw-top Gillettes the least.

Another great safety razor to be on the lookout for is the classic Schick Injector. While Schick stopped making these single-blade razors awhile back, they still make the blades (I buy mine at Amazon.com!) and they're inexpensive and excellent. Injectors are really interesting safety razors, because they're much more like a modern razor than the traditional DE, yet they shave circles around any multi-blade I've ever tried.

Some wetshaving newbies find Injectors easier to get up to speed with than a DE razor, and I know some serious shavegeeks who won't shave with anything else. I've got a few vintage bakelite-handled Shick/Eversharp Injectors from the '40s that shave as well as any razor I own, not to mention the fact that they look more boss than some plasti-chrome stick with bright neon-colored rubber nubbies.

As cool as these vintage razors are, some guys feel more comfortable using a brand new razor that's never been shaved with. The good news is that there are new safety razors available that are every bit as good as the vintage models. Some shavegeeks even prefer them to the vintage Gillettes.

The German company Merkur offers a whole range of extremely high-quality safety razors, with their biggest bang for the buck being the HD "Hefty Classic". It's an excellent razor to start with if you've decided to take the DE plunge, and lots of guys love it so much they won't shave with anything else. I love the HD and highly recommend it -- it's a simple, no-nonsense, astonishingly effective DE that shaves me as close as anything else I've tried, price be damned.

A razor's only as good as the blade you feed it. Unlike modern cartridge razors, though, DE razors offer you lots of choices when it comes to blades. Some DE blades are mild and forgiving, others are scary-sharp and prone to nicks if you don't know what you're doing.

The German Merkur Platinum blades are extremely smooth and very forgiving for the first-time wetshaver. These are the DE blades I started out with, and they're especially recommended for use in Merkur's own razors. The American Personna company makes most of the relabeled "house brand" blades you find in drugstores, and these are inexpensive and very good as well. The Merkur and Personna blades are your best bet if you're trying a DE razor for the first time, or if you've got sensitive skin like mine.

At the other end of the spectrum are the Japanese Feather High Stainless Platinum blades. These are easily the sharpest, most unforgiving DE blades on the market. My skin can't cope with the Feather blades without nicks galore, but I know shavegeeks who won't feed their DEs any other blade. The Feather Platinums can deliver a skin-peeling shave in the right hands, but I don't recommend them for newbies, or even seasoned wetshavers with sensitive skin.

Ironically, the DE blades Gillette sells in the US are, quite literally, the worst a man can get -- harsh, rough, and so bad you'd be forgiven for thinking they were made that way on purpose to get you to ditch the DE and use a Fusion instead. However, I'll let you in on a little insider's secret -- Gillette makes a very different DE blade in their Swedish factory for the European market which is probably the very best DE blade currently available, but you can only get them overseas or online. They're a bit too sharp for the first-timer, but once you're able to get good shaves with a Merkur or Personna blade in your DE, try a "Swede" in your razor for a shave that's closer than close.




The Shaving Cream

A high-quality, glycerin-based shaving cream is the final ingredient in the perfect shave. If your shaving cream/gel comes in a can and costs less than a coffee at Starbucks, or even Dunkin' Donuts for that matter (and their joe's better besides), prepare to be astonished at what old-school shaving cream lathers, shaves, and above all, smells like. Yes, I said smells like! If you've never lathered up in the morning with a fine English shaving cream that smells like fresh-cut violets, limes, or lavender, then you are truly missing out on one of the great manly pleasures.

The Brits have been making this stuff for centuries, and they really do make some of the best shaving creams on the planet. At around $20 for a tub and $12 for a travel tube, they may seem a bit more expensive than the foams and gels at the drugstore, but since a little goes a long way when lathered with a shaving brush, these high-end creams are actually a good value and last for many months of daily shaving.

I use and recommend Geo F. Trumper's and Taylor of Old Bond Street's shaving creams in both tubs for the bathroom and small tubes for travel. My personal favorites are Trumper's Violet, and Taylor's Avocado, Lavender and Rose creams -- these shaving creams will spoil you rotten for anything else when lathered onto your face with hot water and a badger shaving brush. And the intoxicating scents of these top-shelf creams will make you actually look forward to shaving, probably for the first time in your life.

The Art of Shaving makes a nice shaving cream as well, in the old-school English style. I especially like their Lavender cream, made with real lavender essential oil. AOS has shops all over the country and its products can be found in many mall's men's departments, where it's usually the only good shaving cream in the display case.

 I also recommend the legendary eucalyptus shaving cream from Italy called Proraso. This $7 wonder comes in a large, bright green toothpaste tube, and has been the best-selling shaving product in Italy since the 1940s. Despite its budget price, Proraso actually shaves on a par with the fancy English creams, and it has the added benefit of eucalyptus oil, which gives your face an incredible cooling effect when you splash with cold water at the end of the shave. Like the Trumper and Taylor shaving creams, you can buy Proraso online, but you might also check your local Target, as the chain recently began carrying Proraso's entire line of old-school shaving products.

While most of the boutique "upscale" shaving creams marketed to young guys and metrosexuals are crap, two "new-school" shaving creams recently hit the market that give the best English creams a run for their money. London's Truefitt & Hill has been around since 1805 (a full century before King Gillette invented the safety razor!), and while the venerated English firm's traditional shaving creams are excellent, their new Ultimate Comfort unscented shaving cream is their best yet. Creamier and kinder to sensitive skin, the Ultimate Comfort is an easy recommendation.

My favorite shaving cream these days is Nancy Boy's amazing lavender, peppermint, and rosemary scented cream. It's extremely skin-friendly and chock full of beneficial ingredients like avocado oil, aloe, allantoin, cucumber extract, Vitamin E, and genuine lavender, peppermint, and rosemary essential oils, with no harsh soaps or artificial fragrance. The Nancy Boy shaving cream also works well brushless, if you're in a hurry. But lather this stuff up with a good badger brush and it just doesn't get any better -- my skin feels much more moisturized after a shave with Nancy Boy than with any other shaving cream I've used. If I could only shave with one cream, this would be it.



HOW TO SHAVE LIKE A MAN

After you emerge from a nice, hot shower, fill the sink with hot water and let your shaving brush soak in it. Splash some more hot water on your face to keep it wet. The key to wetshaving is keeping your face wet throughout the shave, so the blade never comes in contact with dry skin.

Remove your brush from the water, hold it bristles-down, and give it a slight shake to get rid of the excess water. You want some water in the brush to make good lather, but not so much water that your lather turns out thin and runny.

Open your tub of shaving cream, scoop out about a nickel-sized dollop of cream with your finger, and place it on the wet tips of your brush's bristles. Some guys swirl the brush and cream in a mug or bowl to build up their lather, while others just cup their other hand and build up the lather in that. I like to cut to the chase and build the lather directly on my face by swirling the brush around on my neck, chin, and cheeks till I've got a nice, thick layer of opaque lather.

Once you've lathered your face and neck, stand your brush up on the counter and pick up your razor. The first thing you need to know is that a safety razor doesn't have a pivoting head, so unlike a Mach3 or a Fusion, the blade doesn't hug your face no matter how half-assed you are with the razor. So you'll need to maintain the right blade angle yourself. Sounds difficult, but after a shave or two, most guys grok it just fine. You want to shoot for a blade angle of approximately 30 degress -- not so shallow the blade misses the whiskers, and not so high you scrape your skin instead of shave it clean. It may take a shave or seven before you get this down, but once you do you'll be amazed at how close a single-blade razor can shave without pulling on your whiskers and burning your skin like modern multi-blades do.

At first, you want to shave downward on your face and neck, with the direction your whiskers grow. A North-to-South shave will get rid of most visible stubble without irritating your skin. If you want a shave that feels baby's butt smooth to the touch, wet your face again, lather up again, and shave very lightly upward against the grain.

If you can't shave against the grain without irritation, try a second N-S downward shave -- in most cases, you'll approach that baby's-butt smoothness without any of the razor burn that a S-N pass gives most guys. But I'm not going to lie to you -- if you want baby butt, shave upward, young man. Just do it as lightly as possible and only do it for one pass, after you shave downward first to clear most of the bramble.

Once you're done shaving, rinse your face with cold water to close the pores, and thoroughly rinse your razor and shaving brush of lather. Shake your brush a few times to dry it, wipe it gently on your towel, and stand it on its handle to finish drying. This will let the bristles air-dry without damaging them, so your brush will last 20 years or more.

Pat, don't rub, your face dry with a clean towel, and finish up with a good non-alcohol-based after-shave or moisturizer -- Trumper's Skin Food is one of the best, but any good moisturizer will be better than that stinging alcohol-based stuff that we've all suffered with. Some guys swear by witch hazel, which is cheap, good, and perfect for closing your pores and soothing your face. Lately I've been using moisturizing oils like Jojoba and rosehip seed oil, and my skin has never been happier after a shave.

CAUTION:

If you've been shaving with a disposable razor or one of the modern multi-blade cartridge systems like the Mach3, be aware that switching to a single-blade DE will require that you un-learn all the bad habits that modern razors are designed to let sleepy, lazy guys get away with. Mainly, that means slower, more careful strokes, and guiding the blade over your skin without pressing down too much.

Let me say that again. Without pressing down too much.

It's really not a big deal -- men have been shaving this way for over a hundred of years, well before plastic disposables and 5-blade razors were invented. Once you slow down and stop pressing the blade against your face so hard, you'll find that not only do you get a closer, smoother shave, but all of that burning sensation and red marks all over your neck will start to go away immediately, and then disappear for good.

If you end up with a few nicks your first few shaves with a DE, don't worry, it happened to all of us -- your grandpa, Lee Marvin, and me -- when we first picked up a safety razor. It's your face's way of telling you to stop being a knucklehead. After a few shaves, you'll figure it all out, and then you'll wonder why you haven't been shaving like this your whole life.


Copyright 2006 Corey Greenberg

posted by Corey Greenberg @ 12:00 AM    

Monday, March 20, 2006

Blessed Art Shaveblog



Given the sheer number of "Jesus Shaves" t-shirts and posters, the parodic parochial mashup between wetshaving and Son-O'-God rivals the Darwin Fish as the most widely-deployed display of Rebellion Lite since the barbed-wire bicep tattoo.

But I say to you, woe be unto him who gets his yuks at His expense. For it is written in Isaiah 7:20:

"In the same day shall the Lord shave with a razor that is hired, namely, by them beyond the river by the king of Assyria, the head, and the hair of the feet: and it shall also consume the beard."

Further, ask a deaf man to sign "minister" or "priest", and he'll make a shaving motion across his throat utilizing Frink's famed Third Diagonal, the experienced wetshaver's final clean-up pass:

You might think the gesture is meant to evoke a collar, but you'd be wrong -- if he was trying to do that, he'd use both hands, like he was the Fonz flipping up the collar on his leather jacket. Haven't you ever played Charades?

Verily, the full and sacred text of Shaveblog has been called the "shaving enthusiasts online bible", and with good and just reason. For it has inspired both beatific worship among the enlightened, and blasphemic revulsion among the paynim.

But now the tongue of the ignoble jackal lies dormant and thick in its throat. For Shaveblog has just become part of the actual religious canon, used as a parable to teach young Christians about the proper moral values that will ensure them entrance into the kingdom of Heaven. Yes, a church full of innocent young children sat in hushed silence a few weeks ago to receive the word of the Lord, and that word was Shaveblog.

And it was Good.

Dr. Daniel Harrell is the Associate Minister of Boston's evangelical Park Street Church, a member of the Conservative Congregational Christian Conference. Dr. Harrell is a man of deep Christian faith who has journeyed to the Phillippines, France, Benin, Bolivia and Nepal to carry the message of Jesus Christ and to save men's souls from hellfire without respite, much in the same way I recommend the best razors, brushes, shaving creams, and techniques to those who would otherwise suffer eternal damnation.

We are kindred spirits, Dr. Harrell and I. So it should come as no surprise that his sermon on March 5th led off with a discussion of Shaveblog that segued nicely into a reading of St. Paul in 2 Corinthians 5:10 which compares the Day of Judgement with -- and I'm not making this up -- a very close shave.

Listen, jackal and disciple alike, and go forth as a new man.

posted by Corey Greenberg @ 10:24 PM    

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Rosehip



Back when I first started shaving as a kleen teen, I ended all my shaves the way every utha brutha on the planet did back in the day -- with a bracing splash of alcoholic Old Spice on my freshly bloodied puss that stung so bad for those ten seconds of searing pain I saw acid tracers in front of my face even though the only thing I'd ever dropped was an entire bottle of boysenberry syrup down my gullet at IHOP on a dare (dollar won, early triumph).

Like all guys, I thought aftershave was basically cologne you put on your face. I didn't know it was supposed to settle your skin down after a shave and moisturize it after the beating it took from the razor. I thought it was supposed to hurt like hell. And it did, for the next ten years or so till I discovered products like Clinique's Post-Shave Healer that soothed instead of stung.

Amazing! What a concept! Your face is SENSITIVE after a SKINPEEL, so maybe ALCOHOL isn't the best thing to slap on. It only took mankind a few thousand years to figure this out. The geniuses who put a man on the moon -- the best and brightest minds of a generation -- all screamed "Fuckin' SHITBALLS!!" through clenched teeth on the morning of the launch when they hit their face with alcohol-based aftershave. Even the smart boys didn't know what they were doing when it came to shaving.

But that was then and this is now. When I first delved into the old-school English wetshaving trip, I discovered all sorts of quaint, old-timey post-shave poultices like Trumper's Skin Food, D. R. Harris's Aftershave Milk, Proraso's Soothing Cream, Colonel Reginald Felchingham's Punim-Pamper, and other kinder, gentler aftershaves designed to calm your skin down and moisturize it nicely without the sting. They're all much better for your face than traditional alcohol-based aftershaves, and any of them is a huge step up from Old Spice (it's been reported, however, that Harris has changed its Aftershave Milk formula to meet new EU regulations, so the jury's out on the new version -- I like the old stuff quite a bit, but as it's now an endangered species, I don't recommend getting too fond of it, since it won't be around much longer).

After trying all of the top shelf post-shave poultices, I settled on Trumper's Skin Food as my favorite, and began using it every day after my shave. It was a huge step up from the Clinique lotion, and did much to reduce the red spots on my neck, as well as improve my skin's overall appearance. I love the Skin Food in both versions, Lime and the original Coral (rose-scented), and recommend it highly. It's expensive, but a little goes a long way -- you only need a dime-sized amount to cover your face and neck, and it actually works better when used sparingly.

A more recent aftershave I like a lot is Nancy Boy's Cooling Aftershave Gel. Forget drugstore aftershave "gels" for "sensitive skin" -- the Nancy Boy's the real deal, with aloe, glycerin, witch hazel, skin-friendly essential oils like lavender, peppermint and rosemary, and yes, a teensy bit of alcohol but at such a trace amount you don't feel any sting at all. Like Trumper's Skin Food, a little Nancy Boy goes a long way, and if you use the company's mind-bending shaving cream, the aftershave has the same wonderful lavender/peppermint/rosemary scent.

But this winter has been especially dry here on the East Coast, and even these excellent aftershaves leave my skin drier than I like. They're great in the summer months, but when the air's particularly dry like it is now, I need something more moisturizing. Not because I'm a cream queen -- trust me, if I could get by with a bar of Irish Spring and a crusty bath towel like I did when I was in my 20s, I'd ditch all my Man-Beauty products in a heartbeat. But I can't no more. I'm old, so very, very old. Despite my oily skin, I'm drying up like an abandoned creek, or crick as the case may be. So I need to juice the ball.

Walk into any hippie store like Whole Foods (actually -- and this is where I demonstrate that I really am old, with an unwanted and barely apropos anecdote just this side of germane to the discussion -- I remember when Whole Foods really was a hippie store, back when I was going to school in Austin and there was only one Whole Foods in the world, and it was dirty, great, and run by hippies for hippies, long before it became Whole Paycheck, Home of the $5 Anjou Pear) (Disclosure: Beloved Wife buys most of our produce at Whole Foods) (Hey, I like my pears), and you'll find shelves of skin-specific oils and lotions and essential oils, and among them will be Jojoba oil, which is not really an oil per se but the expeller-pressed ooze from the seeds of a Jojoba plant.

Jojoba "oil" is amazing stuff. It's not an oil at all, but a liquid wax ester similar to the ester our skin produces naturally. There are oodles and Googles of info on why Jojoba is good for your skin, but I'll cut to the chase -- if your skin's in need of high-end moisturizing and/or you want the very best aftershave you can buy, go get a bottle of Hobacare Jojoba for 12 bucks and prepare to be amazed. Tap 3-5 drops into your hand, rub your palms together, and rub them all over your shaven areas, and the rest of your puss too. Your skin shines for a moment or two and then the Jojoba sinks nicely into your skin, leaving it looking normal. What a difference this stuff makes after you use it for a few days. You'll never go back to your old aftershave after you use it for a week.

I was crowing about what a difference Jojoba made to my winter-dry skin to the Fisher King, my higher skincare authority. I told him it was hands-down the most startlingly effective aftershave I'd ever tried.

"Ahh, that is all well and good, grasshopper," he intoned, clacking his teeth on the stem of his opium pipe, "but have you tried Rosehip Seed Oil?"

So I did. And he's right, in some ways it's even better than the Jojoba. The finish is a bit shinier, which I'm not crazy about, and there's also a bit of a scent happening as well, which is okay I guess but I added ten drops each of lavender, peppermint, and rosemary essential oils anyway just to give it a scent more to my liking.

But ye gods, does this stuff love your skin! Loves it long time, G.I. Joe. You finish your shave with 5 drops of Rosehip Seed Oil and pretty soon you're going to start getting carded again at R-rated movies. I can't believe how good this stuff is as an aftershave. It's extraordinary. So simple and realtively inexpensive ($10-20 for an 8-ounce bottle that should last well over a year), yet so amazingly effective at both soothing your skin after a shave and moisturizing it for the long haul. I apply Rosehip Seed Oil twice a day, after my shave and then again at bedtime, and my skin looks and feels better now than it has in years.

Rosehip Seed Oil is a big-time shavegeek discovery, and once again I must pay fealty to the Fisher King for yet another mind-bending rec. All hail the Fisher King! May he live forever, surrounded by glorious fields of poppies and fine old razors of bygone quality.

posted by Corey Greenberg @ 10:16 PM    

Thursday, March 02, 2006

The God of Shaving



Ever since I've been into this old-school wetshaving trip, Cary Grant has been my personal God of Shaving.

I mean, the man always had an Alpha Shave -- his face was never less than perfectly smooth and hairless, like he'd never grown a whisker in his life. His skin was more alabastery than most of his leading ladies.

Few men have ever been photographed as much as Cary Grant, yet the only photos I've ever seen where he had even the slightest visible stubble were publicity stills for movies where his characters had beards. Aside from that, the man always had the Alpha Shave to end all Alpha Shaves.

And by Alpha I mean not just perfectly smooth, but without even the merest hint that he'd ever run a blade over his face. It's one thing to get a close shave, that "baby's butt" no-stubble smoothness all shavegeeks pant about. But to look like you've never shaved a day in your life because your beard zone is perfectly hairless? Not me, not the shavegeeks, and not anybody I ever met.

Man, what I wouldn't give to get daily shaves like Cary Grant. Not a hint of razor burn, skin irritation, red bumps, or even just that faint shadow I always have even after I go to town with 3 passes and my face feels glassy smooth. I have white skin, and my whiskers are black -- what the hell am I supposed to do, pull each one out by the root and tamp some powder down into each tiny hole so no cut-down whisker plugs are visible against my skin anymore?

No, that I cannot do. I simply have to accept that I am a mud person after all and that my face will never look perfectly shaven like Cary Grant's unless I wear makeup, which I do on TV, but that doesn't count because Cary Grant always said he never wore makeup in any of his movies because he hates the way it felt, so that means he looked perfectly shaven even without any makeup to smooth things over!

Truly, the God of Shaving.

So this weekend Beloved Wife and I were watching one of the few Cary Grant movies we haven't seen, 1948's "Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House". I'll watch a Cary Grant movie anytime, especially the Hitchcocks, but I also like the fluff, and "Blandings" is practically a jar of marshamallow creme.

Now, I've always wondered what Cary Grant shaved with. He came of age when the safety razor had already been around for decades, but he could've also been using a straight razor as well. Was he really an expert at shaving, or was he just one of those lucky bastards that can shave with anything and their puss looks pristine?

For some reason, I've always felt that Cary Grant must have been a Schick Injector man. The oldest ones, I mean, with the big brass heads and the bakelite handles. I don't know why, but this razor just seems to fit him. A straight razor's too risky when your puss is your meal ticket. A DE is too mundane. But the Injector came along just as Cary Grant was starting out in movies, and its combination of ease of use and ungodly close shaves surely must've appealled to a movie star wanting to look his best at all times.

Shaving scenes in Cary Grant movies are few and far between. The only one I knew of was the famous scene in "North By Northwest" where he shaves with a tiny ladies razor in a public bathroom. And, of course, there's Audrey Hepburn in "Charade" asking him about the cleft in his chin and how he shaves "in there".

I always wanted to see Cary Grant shave like he really did in real life, just to see what he used and how he used it. I read bio after bio trying to glean some info, and came up dry.

Then I saw this.

posted by Corey Greenberg @ 9:33 PM